Well, I’ve had a crush on Natalie Portman ever since I was bored one weekday afternoon and watched her and Susan Sarandon in some classically chicky-flick to which I don’t recall the name.  That crush deepened when I saw her in such movies as “Closer” and “Garden State”.  Since that time, she has repeatedly ignored my advances and now has a new boy toy, Devendra Banhart (pretty boy b—-).  Guy’s a Venezualan/American folk-rock singer/songwriter.  Anybody who is described by two terms that neeed a “/” is not cool in my book–and now he’s dating my girl, so forget this guy.  Anywho, Check out hot wallpaper of Portman below.

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