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Five Best Ways To Have a Good Time at a Strip Club

February 17, 2009 - 1 Comment We know that playing online poker is mentally demanding. We know that poker players like to cut loose. And we definitely know that there are some great strip clubs in Las Vegas. But - wherever you may be - there are some universal rules that you should be following when you’re out that will both save you money and enhance your experience. So, here are the best ways to save money and have a good time at a strip club. 5) BRING. SINGLES. We can’t....

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Hilarious Video of the Day: Nick Swardson Smokes Weeeeed

January 14, 2009 - No Comments  ”All I do is smoke weed. SHIIIIIIITTTTT!” Read More

Here at PepperBee’s, We Live to Service You!

January 9, 2009 - No Comments John C. Reilly is that comedian that everybody knows, but nobody knows his name. He’s been Will Ferrell’s side kick in Step Brothers and Talladega Nights, he’s played Dewey Cox in Walk Hard, and now he’s being made famous (to me) by this hilarious skit about a restaurant called PepperBee’s. If you don’t find this video hilarious, well then you just have no sense of humor at all! Read More

Natalie Portman, Gangsta’ Rapper!

January 8, 2009 - No Comments For those of you who thought Natalie Portman wasn’t as badass as her virtual twin Keira Knightley, you need to check out this video! Sure, Knightley was a bounty hunter in Domino, and showed up Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean, but Portman is just flat GANGSTA in this SNL short. If you don’t agree, then you can SUCK HER %$@&$%@&@! Read More

Andy Samberg is HILARIOUS Part II

January 7, 2009 - No Comments JAM THE VOTE! Welcome to the day two installment of hilarious videos by Andy Samberg. This Saturday Night Live short may be a little out of date (as it references the election), but festivities this past weekend reminded me of its hilarity. Enjoy the video folks, I know you will. Read More

The Funniest Music Video…EVER!

January 5, 2009 - No Comments The long delay in my postings here at Texasholdem.com can be justified by one thing and one thing alone — the hilarity of this video. Had it not been for my travels to New York City and the subsequent layoff from posting, I would never have discovered this video. Thankfully, my college buddies turned me onto this SNL music video aptly entitled “Jizz in My Pants.” The skit features the incomparable Andy Samberg and cameos from Justin....

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A Video for All of Us Thoughtless Men…

December 29, 2008 - No Comments Taking a little too long of a look at another attractive female. Playing poker instead of meeting her and her friends out for drinks. Suggesting that you and your girlfriend should start going for jogs together. What do these things all have in common? They all may land you in the doghouse for an extended period of time. Hell, all of these things have landed either myself or a friend of mine in the doghouse at one point. If you can sympathize, empathize,....

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Tips For Your First Office Job — If You Can Get One

December 18, 2008 - No Comments The Video of the Day today is a clip from our friends over at Collegehumor.com, who are dishing out tips and commentary on how to succeed at your first office job out of college. I know, sounds boring right? Well, the video has a little bit of a twist that sports fans will appreciate — booth style comedic commentary! Check out the do’s and dont’s that aren’t really helpful in any way other than to give you a quick chuckle.....

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Video of the Day: Breakdance Kick Baby

December 12, 2008 - No Comments Ok, this video is not for the faint of heart and I want to emphasize that Texasholdem.com is in no way supportive of baby abuse or accidents involving injured babies in any way. That being said, since the time of this video it has been proven that the baby involved was not seriously injured at all. For this reason, feel free to be shocked yet also entertained by the sheer unlikelihood of something like this ever happening. Thank home camcorders and....

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STOP Carlos Mencia — Do It!

December 9, 2008 - No Comments I guess I’m not the only person that finds Carlos Mencia to be one of the most irritating and NOT FUNNY people on TV, as the video below indicates. I mean sure, every now and again some no talent ass clown gets displayed very prominently on the tube, but this “Mind of Mencia” show is just the worst show ever. Thanks to collegehumor.com and Youtube.com, the whole world can unite in their attempts to “stop Carlos Mencia.”....

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